you mean microwaving it … which is just as upsetting.
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice
when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice
I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
me at pokemon daycare
I had to reblog this again
mpreg sounds like a file extension
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Comedian Stephen Colbert to replace David Letterman on The Late Show
CBS has today announced that Stephen Colbert will replace David Letterman on The Late Show when the long-standing host retires next year.
“Stephen Colbert is one of the most inventive and respected forces on television,” CBS Chairman and CEO Les Moonves said in a statement. “David Letterman’s legacy and accomplishments are an incredible source of pride for all of us here, and today’s announcement speaks to our commitment of upholding what he established for CBS in late night.”
Colbert, who signed a lucrative five-year deal, said that simple being a guest on Letterman’s show was the highlight of his career saying: “I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave’s lead. “I’m thrilled and grateful that CBS chose me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go grind a gap in my front teeth,” (a nod to Letterman’s famous chompers).
Letterman commented: “Stephen has always been a real friend to me. I’m very excited for him, and I’m flattered that CBS chose him. I also happen to know they wanted another guy with glasses.”
The producers and the location for the Colbert-hosted Late Show will be determined and announced at a later date. The airdate will be announced after Letterman determines his final broadcast.
Colbert will continue to present the Colbert Project until late October.
(Source: The Hollywood Reporter)
Photo Source: Comedy Central, Hollywood Reporter.